You Know You Have Studied Abroad in Australia When...
Tim tams have become a new food groupVegemite - try it once, maybe never again
You are seriously impressed with the selection of M&Ms
You have even tripped on a rock and broke your thong...
..you know what a thong actually is
You suddenly have the urge to have really big hair and wear your belts around your waist up by your boobs
You use "oi" correctly in a sentence and smile
You have more than 2 hours of class a day and complain
Your final exams are worth more than 1/2 your grade
You coordinate your weekend outings around buying just one day pass for the bus
Two words - GOON BAG
Reese's cups have the trading value of black market kidneys
McCafe - enough said
You have travelled more across Australia than the US
You have never lined dried your laundry but do now just to save a $1 coin (hey, 2 of those equals a drink on Tuesday night!)
Peanut butter becomes your life, you hoard it and dinner time gets violent if it's in limited supply
You get used to running with kangaroos and wallabies
Three words: RUM and COKE
At first, the tropical birds waking you up at 6am were cool, tropical even. Now, you wish you brought your BB gun on the plane...
You have encountered spiders larger than a small dinner plate - and lived to tell the tale
You live for Thursdays - pasta night and taco day
You move from being poor, to being broke, to being in debt in a few short weeks
HEAPS
You are more commited to Fischer Shield events than most school sporting games back home
You have even witnessed geckos having sex
You have eaten a meat pie
You have snorkeled the Great Barrier Reef and/or found Nemo
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